Two evasive socks.
Looking at the washing machine now, I can't explain why it's the colour of a Wibbly-Wobbly Wonder.
Perhaps it's a special washing machine that only washes coloured clothes. How's that for a contrived explanation?
Well it doesn't convince me so it's back to the drawing-board for me, the socks and the washing machine.
The rhyme, however, is a rattling good read and features an angry Great White Shark. Don't know whether I should get it animated or filmed?
If you can recommend any good shark voiceovers contact me.